Are You A Republican? — 10 Ways to Tell

Some people equate the word “Republican” with an obscenity or profanity. They bash Republicans at every turn and then turn around and express very Republican points of view. I think so many people think of racism, greed, George W., and Ronald Reagan when “Republican” comes to mind that they just can’t imagine being affiliated with the Grand Old Party. Nevertheless, I urge everyone to check themselves. With elections coming around, we should all be sure we’re rooting for the right team 🙂

Social Stance.

Are you against gay marriage? How about abortion?

If you answered yes to either of these questions, you may be a Republican.


Your Rights.

Should states be able to make up their own laws, telling the federal government to “piss off” as much as possible? Do you think people should be able to tote as much steel as they please?

If you answered yes to either of these questions, you may be a Republican.

Cash Flow.

Do you think its unfair that just because you have busted your ass to get to a “solid” place financially (or because your parents did), you have to pay more taxes? Do you think your hard-earned money should go to the schools, roads and facilities in your community versus those in a less fortunate area? Do you think it is RIDICULOUS for your tax dollars to go towards paying for someone else’s meals, health care (including abortions), housing and education?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may be a Republican.

Knowledge is Power.

Do you think prayer and/or the Pledge of Allegiance need to make a comebacks in all of our schools? Should parents be able to send their kids to any kind of school they want through vouchers, financial aid, and a lottery system?

If you answered yes to either of these questions, you may be a Republican.


Do you wear khakis or cardigans more than once a week? Are loafers and wingtips a regular part of your fashion regimen? Do you think “things would be easier” if everyone just “stuck to their own kind” when it comes to procreation and country clubs? Do you believe it is “vulgar” to have sex anywhere besides a bed or a bearskin rug? Should oral sex be reserved for special occasions such as birthdays and Labor Day? Should anal be restricted to the gay community?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may be a Republican.

I hope this has cleared up confusion for some of you. Happy voting! 🙂

Endangered Species: Human Child

As an educator and extremely proud big cousin of adolescents, my general feeling is that today’s youth don’t have many years to enjoy being kids. It has only been a little over ten years since I was the same age as the kids I now teach but so much seems to have changed in that short span of time. I remember when I was in middle school, I still liked jumping rope, playing jacks, and I lived for a good game of “Red Light-Green Light.” How shocked was I when my (newly) 13-year-old cousin told me she didn’t even know what jacks were? Thank goodness my grandma was able to teach her the basics, as she did for me years ago. And guess what? My cousin loves playing jacks now! Now, I am not bashing the youth of today. I, too, had a cell phone in eighth grade. I was into video games for a few years and til’ this day, you cannot keep me from a good movie, sitcom or episode of Spongebob. My issue is not technological-play replacing physical activity — well, at least not in this post. It’s the premature loss of innocence.

Growing up, I was always told “You have your whole life to be grown” and “Enjoy being a kid while you can.” I rolled my eyes then but HOT DAMN, those grown-ups were right! That being said, it is heartbreaking that kids practically roll out the womb not wanting to be children. With some cynicism, I am going to set the cut-off age for childhood at nine. I cite this age for many reasons:

Physicality: Kids are maturing quicker! When I was 12, health books and doctors alike were still citing the average age for the onset of menstruation as…well, 12! Now, almost every girl I come across is getting their period at eight, nine and 10. It’s mind-numbing and depressing. I feel sorry for them! All those extra years of being bound by bras and cramps. Damn. Naturally, boys aren’t sharing as much information with me because I’m a girl and that’s embarrassing and weird, but judging from the buzz in my family, boys are getting “peach-fuzz” on their legs, above their lips, under their arms, and on their nether regions at alarmingly fast rates, too. I can only assume this means they are producing motile sperm earlier, as well. Now, instead of putting teens under the microscope for having sex and making babies, we can shift the glaring light to people who still have Barbie and Spiderman bedspreads. Great. -_-

Interpersonal Relationships with Peers: Kids have all sorts of pressures to face down. The media is bad enough, but at least you can turn the TV, computer and radio off. Try muting your friends, though. It can’t be done. Not at that age. Most kids simply don’t have the maturity or wisdom to filter out bad advice and to ignore ignorant banter. They talk to and trust what their peers are saying. Some of the conversations I have heard passing by my kids’ desks or while walking through the hallways are unbelievable. I admit, I have chuckled while shaking my head at the sheer naiveté and ignorance that emerges from the mouths of my wee babes. However, sometimes I have to stop in my tracks and intervene! Some of the misconceptions are outright dangerous! I was stunned to find out kids still think drinking Mountain Dew will kill sperm and therefore, prevent pregnancy. Seriously? This is where an intelligent, level-headed parent or older sibling/cousin needs to step in and give kids “the real” — early and often.

Beyond passing around bad information, kids are pressuring each other to do very grown-up things. The drinking and drugging is bad enough but it’s the sex that grinds my gears most of all. Just days ago, a girl by the name of Amber Cole invaded the Twittersphere after a video of her performing oral sex on an adolescent boy outside of a school building hit the World Wide Web. I didn’t watch the video (because it could be considered child pornography) but I did get all the details I need to SMDH from here til’ the end of time. Poor, Amber. She is so insecure and loss. To add to that injury, her reputation will probably never be solid again 😦 I am truly sad. Being a teen is hard enough. As for the boys, they are insecure, too.

My first instinct was to dig into the boys for exploiting Amber via letting her perform the act and videotaping it. However, I realize she let herself do it and if the guys didn’t think it was “cool,” they probably would have been somewhere playing Madden. I am concerned about what kind of adults all of those who contributed to this video will become.

I’m sure everyone thinks Amber will become a hoe but I think she’s more likely to become a manic-depressive who abuses drugs or gets abused by some asshole she gives her all to. I hope none of the above is true and that one day, she looks in the mirror and sees herself for the queen she is. That day of realization is important for all women, but even more so for black women. Thanks to sexism and racism, that realization is not automatic for most. Once you get there, though, treating yourself like royalty and demanding that everyone else do the same is butter baby.

As for the young men, I would say the videographer has a promising career in the film industry after he is done completing a stint in the state pen for video voyeurism and/or groping. I don’t have much to say about the “recipient” other than I don’t expect him to be a protector of any black woman. He clearly doesn’t give a damn…already.

The bottom line is adolescents have their own little world and it’s not the most stable society. Can we as adults take the reins back? Please? Well, I want some of us to take the reins back. I’m forced to remember that some adults are just as misinformed, ignorant, naïve, insecure, and tactless as the tweens and teens.

The Media: I’m not going to spend much time talking about this. We know what’s on TV and we let our kids watch it — often. Enough said. Yes, when I was in middle school Cash Money was in full-effect. I was all about the “Hot Girls” and “Back Dat Ass Up” videos. I also could listen to “Shake It Fast” and “Wobble Wobble” all day. However, I did have the balance of Kirk Franklin’s “Stomp” and shows like “Reading Rainbow.” I’m pretty sure that made all the difference 🙂

I am not trying to give anyone the impression that I was a saint in middle school. I wasn’t. I kissed boys and “went with” people. I may have even let a guy or two cop a feel. These are things I shake my head at and chuckle about now. I just knew that I knew what I was doing. I got a little fresh in middle school but guess what I didn’t do during that era? LOSE MY VIRGINITY! WTF? I am not judging when people should have their first sexual experience but DAMN! Get all your parts warmed up and know what they do before you start using them! More importantly, have some basic sense of the responsibilities and possible consequences that come with sexual activity. Parents need to educate their children about what being an adult entails period and then point out all the reasons they are not ready for that status.

Remembering Troy Davis

It took me awhile to get to the point where I even felt like writing about Troy Davis. I was emotionally drained in the days leading up to and following his execution. My feelings bounced between confusion, shock, anger and disbelief. Even though I voiced my opinion on Twitter with abundance, arguing every point imaginable, I knew I wasn’t ready to bring the issue to closure in my mind. Now, I am.

I am not at the pep rally for the American justice system nor am I ignorant to he historical relationship between people of color and the legal system in this nation. Nonetheless, I couldn’t believe it when it happened. I still can’t believe it. I mean, I know it happened. I know it’s real. Troy Davis was laid to rest days ago with hundreds of family members and supporters by his spiritual-side but it’s still just incomprehensible.

Yes, that’s what it is. I do believe it. I am not surprised that such a thing happened in America. After all, it hasn’t even been a hundred years since people were castrating black men and putting their…well, you know…in glass jars to be sat upon living room mantles. So I totally believe. I just don’t understand. There has always been something in me that never grasped the concept of group-think or people being inherently cruel or evil. So, anytime something like this happens, I am perplexed. But alas, groups of cruel (or at least misguided) people do congregate to create boards, committees, and legislative bodies that decide to put people to death even when there is enough reasonable doubt to fill Congress itself.

I guess this a fact that I will just have to grow up and accept. Yet, I can’t accept. And you shouldn’t either. If we get into our Tupac “that’s just the way it is” frame of mind, things will get worse. I don’t know how they can get worse. But I’m sure beyond the bounds of my thinking and imagination, they can.  So we must keep fighting. I know there’s not much people of few means and what some may perceive as little power can do individually, but like Mama Joe said in Soul Food, “One finger won’t make an impact, but you ball all those fingers into a fist, and you can strike a mighty blow.” Although I didn’t protest at any edifice meant for law-making or judging, I did send this e-mail to Chatham County District Attorney Chisolm a couple of days before Troy Davis’ execution:

“There is simply too much doubt to execute Troy Davis. There is no DNA linking Troy Davis to the crime of which he is accused. There is no forensic evidence or weapon linking Troy Davis to the crime of which he is accused. The ballistic evidence the prosecution presented is at best, inconclusive. The prosecutors’ best piece of evidence was several eyewitness accounts linking Troy Davis to the crime of which he is accused. To date, an overwhelming majority of these eyewitnesses have recanted their statements against Troy Davis, citing pressure from law enforcement as their sole motivation for fingering him in the crime of which he has been convicted. To add to this considerable doubt, are reports that another man who was on the scene — and testified against Troy Davis for the crime of which he has been accused — has admitted to associates that he himself murdered Officer MacPhail. All of that being said, recognize the present circumstances for what they are — a miscarriage of justice. Yet, it is not too late to mend this wrong. While Troy Davis cannot get the last 20 years of his life back, him, his family and the 1,000,000+ citizens of this great nation who support him would be grateful if he was granted clemency. Include me in the number of those who support Troy Davis and who would be grateful.”

Although ultimately my appeal, along with thousands of others, did not make a difference, I’d like to think that Troy Davis is now somewhere reading all the e-mails, letters, posters and legal motions drafted on his behalf. And he is smiling.

How Can You Hate on Tyler Perry?

Guess what? Tyler Perry is making more money than anyone in Hollywood! According to Forbes, he raked in $130 million last year alone. I am so proud of him. He is truly a talent and he speaks for so many people in the African-American community by telling the stories that have shaped and defined so many of our intrapersonal and interpersonal interactions. His emphasis on family and the foundation on which it should stand – the union between man and woman – is unparalleled.

I know Mr. Perry gets a lot of criticism for dressing up in drag but no one has a problem when Eddie Murphy, Jamie Foxx or Martin does it. Could the bias be in what some people presume about his sexuality? Maybe. But since when did what one does in his or her love life affect the relevance or value of his or her artistic expression?

I find that some black women say, “Tyler Perry isn’t talking about me” whenever he comes out with a stage play or film. Well, if you are one of those women, you are probably lying to yourself. And even if nothing Tyler Perry has ever brought forth speaks to you personally, it will ring true for your mother, grandmother, aunt, sister, cousin, best friend or third grade teacher. Maybe your life is perfect albeit minor quirks, but aren’t the experiences of your loved ones relevant.

I find that even more black men say that Tyler Perry is “cooning” or turning women against them with his “man-bashing” themes. Newsflash: black women have had their eyebrows raised at black men for some time before the world even knew who Tyler Perry was, and before he even was. And for all the black men who can’t relate to the majority of Perry’s characters’ manipulative, abusive, deceitful or simply juvenile ways, why get up in arms? I thought there was such a thing as wearing a shoe only if it fits.  If you are a good man who does the right, great. But again, I doubt every man who has played a significant role in your life was as wonderful as you are.

See, Tyler Perry is not trying to make black women look weak or black men look evil. He’s not putting the black community on front street or embarrassing us by putting on a floral dress every other movie. He’s bringing to light taboo subjects that have been silently plaguing our community for years. As I said in an earlier post about black people and mental health care – we as a people don’t like others all in our business.

I suspect we don’t want to give the mainstream any more ammunition against us. It’s as if we think white people are going to theatres to see Perry’s movies and saying “Aha! I knew it!” Au contraire! They are probably laughing and crying right along with us because the situations that ring true for us, ring true for them. It’s called the human experience. It’s about navigating through an oft-unfair life, set in a cruel world that takes perfect, innocent babies and eventually turns them into…a multitude of things.

That being said, it’s no wonder that Tyler Perry is succeeding because with all of his critics, detractors and all-purpose haters, his work is resonating in the minds, hearts and spirits of so many. And while I am no huge fan of his T.V. show Meet the Browns or most of his Madea movies, I will continue to patronize his work. After all, he’s talking to me. How rude would I be not to listen?