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Some people equate the word “Republican” with an obscenity or profanity. They bash Republicans at every turn and then turn around and express very Republican points of view. I think so many people think of racism, greed, George W., and Ronald Reagan when “Republican” comes to mind that they just can’t imagine being affiliated with the Grand Old Party. Nevertheless, I urge everyone to check themselves. With elections coming around, we should all be sure we’re rooting for the right team 🙂

Social Stance.

Are you against gay marriage? How about abortion?

If you answered yes to either of these questions, you may be a Republican.

 

Your Rights.

Should states be able to make up their own laws, telling the federal government to “piss off” as much as possible? Do you think people should be able to tote as much steel as they please?

If you answered yes to either of these questions, you may be a Republican.

Cash Flow.

Do you think its unfair that just because you have busted your ass to get to a “solid” place financially (or because your parents did), you have to pay more taxes? Do you think your hard-earned money should go to the schools, roads and facilities in your community versus those in a less fortunate area? Do you think it is RIDICULOUS for your tax dollars to go towards paying for someone else’s meals, health care (including abortions), housing and education?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may be a Republican.

Knowledge is Power.

Do you think prayer and/or the Pledge of Allegiance need to make a comebacks in all of our schools? Should parents be able to send their kids to any kind of school they want through vouchers, financial aid, and a lottery system?

If you answered yes to either of these questions, you may be a Republican.

Bonus.

Do you wear khakis or cardigans more than once a week? Are loafers and wingtips a regular part of your fashion regimen? Do you think “things would be easier” if everyone just “stuck to their own kind” when it comes to procreation and country clubs? Do you believe it is “vulgar” to have sex anywhere besides a bed or a bearskin rug? Should oral sex be reserved for special occasions such as birthdays and Labor Day? Should anal be restricted to the gay community?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, you may be a Republican.

I hope this has cleared up confusion for some of you. Happy voting! 🙂

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